Freaky guy outside my window tonight

Jesus I feel freaked.

I've had a cold, so at 6pm tired out I took a quick nap.

I live alone and my bed in right next to the window facing the street – I woke to hear this deep hearty grunting noise.

Confused and half awake I listened to it – and it felt wrong – there was a crazy tone to it – I pried the blinds open with my fingers and saw somebody out there.

I jumped out of bed and heard the grunting getting heavier and heavier, stronger and stronger until whoever it was climaxed.

I went to the front door and looked out.

There was a huge guy with a white jersey kneeling in the bushes right next to my window.

I bolted the door and got away from the window.

I heard him go around the side of the house so I called the cops – holy hell I gotta say I was freaking a bit.

They took ten minutes to come around but by that time he was gone.

Man, freaking out a bit. I'm jumping at every noise. But all doors are bolted and I'll practice my karate chops or something.

Phew. Scary stuff.

..... um post script to this story.... it ended up being the landlord of the house I'm staying in!.... who was doing exercise! Embarrassment took on a whole new meaning for me.... oh dear.